Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Season 4/Episode 3 "Acres of Diamonds"

Guaps here!  Hello everybody and welcome to Infinite Wisdom on Boardwalk Empire.  Before we get started I want to address a comment from a reader on my first post of the season.  I'm just paraphrasing but the gist of the comment is that it would benefit the blog if the power rankings consisted of the historical figures in the show and coincide with history as they progress through the show.  I took that comment into consideration and I've decided to test it out on this edition.  If it doesn't work out then we'll switch back to the old format, unless somebody else has a suggestion.  (Thanks Chin.)  See guys, I do listen to you.  I'm malleable.  At the end of the day this blog about Boardwalk Empire is our blog.  It's made by the fans for the fans.  I just so happen to be the face of the blog.  (I also do all the leg-work.)  But when we all get involved this blog becomes a beautiful thing.  It becomes an art, a community.  (I just shed a tear.)


Recap
Nucky is finally in Tampa, Florida and he's here on business.  (When is he not?)  His friend Bill wants Nucky to meet with a guy named August Tucker to make a deal to buy land there so they can import liquor.  Before Nucky meets with Tucker however, Nucky befriends a land salesman who tells him that Tampa is developing houses, making Tampa a terrible place to discretely import booze.  Nucky tells Tucker that he isn't interested and it is later revealed that Bill owes Tucker money.  Later that night a discontent August Tucker  shows up at Bill's apartment to attack him.  Meanwhile Nucky goes to visit "Sally's", the bar where he met with August Tucker.  There he talks with the proprietor, Sally, and unveils that he hasn't seen Margaret's kids in months.  It's almost Teddy's birthday and Nucky is considering getting him a gift but figures the best thing to do would to just let Teddy forget about him.  Sally points out that Nucky is just talking the easy way out and choosing the option that requires the least effort from himself.  Before Nucky leaves to return to Atlantic City he gets a package from Sally: a dead baby alligator.  (I know the difference between alligators and crocodiles.)


Over in Harlem we have our new villain, Dr. Narcisse teaching fellow black males, or "Lybians" as he calls them about education.  This is right before a meeting with Arnold Rothstein about purchasing heroin from him.  The deal is made and and the men shake hands, but hopefully I'm not the only one who noticed Narcisse wipe his hands after shaking hands with Rothstein.  (Rude.)  Dr. Narcisse has a plan and he travels down to AC to meet with Chalky White at the club he now owns 10% of with a new act, Daughter.  Chalky instantly feels drawn to her as she performs at his nightclub.  During this time Chalky is still being a dick to Dunn Pursely.  Dr. Narcisse approaches Dunn with the option to leave Chalky White and go with him to deal heroin.  Meanwhile Gillian is still rolling with Roy, the businessman from out of town.  He awkwardly asks her to pretend to be his wife on a double date with a man he's doing business with and his wife.  She agrees and they go to Chalky's club.  After the club Gillian and Roy go to grab ice cream together.  Things are looking good for Gillian but then things go sour.  Remember that kid from season 3 who looked like Jimmy that Gillian picked up at the boardwalk, fucked and then drowned?  Well one of his friends recognizes Gillian and confronts her.  Her past is catching up with her as she is trying to move forward.  Gillian decides to head to the ladies room and do some more heroin.  (Classic Gillian!)


Nucky's nephew, Willy, is a just an average college student.  He just wants to fuck the baddest bitch at Temple.  (Funny how Nucky got Jimmy into Princeton but didn't do the same for his nephew.)  Problem is the girls want to part with guys who have booze.  But wait!  His uncle distributes booze, and Willy knows where to get it.  So he goes to the warehouse with his buddy to get some drinks.  Thank God, almighty because we have a Mickey Doyle scene.  I love Mickey Doyle!  Willy tries to take some hooch from the warehouse and Mickey straight slaps the shit out of him and threatens to tell his dad, Eli.  But then he has a change of heart and lets Willy go and gives him the liquor.  With liquor in hand Willy throws the party I never got to and all the people there love him, including that one broad he was trying to stick.  They go to the library and get it one but then Willy gets embarrassed when a crowd of kids from the party come to rain on his parade.


Out to the middle of nowhere, Richard Harrow is still hanging out at his sister's farm.  Her man is at her house talking about who knows what. Like Emma he also lost somebody.  His family, being concerned for Emma wants her to move into town with them.  Emma is a pregnant widow living by herself, who wouldn't be concerned.  When her new man leaves Richard Harrow pulls out a fat wad of cash for her to pay her back taxes.  But wait, she already paid them off she tells him.  Something's up because he got a phone call from the county.  (We all know it was just Carl Billings.)  Harrow also buries his pistol.  He no longer wants to murder and wants to leave his past behind.  But while he's working on the farm he gets a visit from his past in the form of Carl Billing and his associate.  Carl is upset that Harrow didn't kill the man he was hired to kill.  In self defense Harrow stabs Carl's associate but Carl has a gun, so it's not looking good for the masked hero.  All of a sudden a shot is fired and Carl's head bursts like a watermelon.  The pregnant Harrow has once again pulled the trigger and another man goes down.  (The Harrow's kill tally keeps adding up.)  Richard is leaving town again and has a heartfelt goodbye with his sister ending this chapter in his ballad.  The episode concludes with Nucky calling his friend Bill to tell him that he changed his mind and wants to do business with August.  A camera zoom out reveals that Bill killed August with a machete making August an unappealing business partner.


Power Rankings
1. Arnold Rothstein
Arnold's heroin business has found a new market in Dr. Narcisse.  He currently has no feuds going on in New York and it doesn't look like he'll be declining anytime soon.


2. Nucky Thompson
It's probably a bad move going for Tampa property, and that's even without Bill killing their business partner.  I doubt it will work out but if it somehow does it'll make Nucky some money.

3.  Dean O' Banion
Didn't get to see Dean O' Banion but at this point in history he's about to get into war with Al Capone.  If you know anything about anything you know how it turns out.

4.  Al Capone
Al Capone is still rising up at this time and hasn't taken over all of Chicago.  This season will probably show some of that rise to power but for now he's just doing okay.

5.  Lucky Luciano
We haven't seen Lucky since the first episode.  He's left Arnold Rothstein to work with Joe Masseria and we've yet to see the last of him.


Final Thoughts
Looks like we'll have to deal with Margaret Schroeder soon.  The mention of Teddy's birthday revealed that we aren't done with her just yet.  I'm not feeling Nucky's decision to buy land in Tampa.  I don't think it's going to work out for him.  Is it just me or is Dr. Narcisse a black version of Arnold Rothstein without the sense of superiority?  He's very calculating and intelligent which is a complete 180 from last season's villain, Gyp Rosetti.  (We miss you Gyp!)  Dude who played Gyp, Bobby Cannavale, won an Emmy so that was really well deserved.  Back to Narcisse, I feel like his presence in this season will add a lot of racial themes to this show.  It'll be interesting to see where his story arc takes us.  A story arc I'm not so sure about is Willy's.  I think he's a cool kid.  It was fun to see these college kids have a blast.  It was even better to see Mickey.  I'm just not sure how his story will tie in with the rest of the show.  He isn't Richard Harrow so a plot line that's disconnected from the rest of this world would feel unfair.  Gillian's story is just taking off and I have high hopes for Roy Phillips for some reason.  Next episode we are headed back to Chicago so I'm really looking forward to that.  One more thing before I call it a night, but I really want to head back to Esther Randolph and Harry Daugherty.  I really think we had unfinished business there.  We'll see if they head back there.


Ok, that's my time.  I'm looking at the clock and it's currently Tuesday so I'm sorry about my lateness.  I'll do better next week.  How do you guys like the new format on the Power Rankings?  I'll revisit them next week and see if I want to keep using it or switch back.  Maybe somebody else will have an idea.  Feel free to leave a comment in the section below.  Follow me on Twitter @ELGUAPO3 and Instagram at CAPTAINCRUNCHTIME.  I'm also on Tumblr at sirelguapo.tumblr.com.  Check out my main blog Infinite Wisdom From El Guapo's Brain and any of my previous Boardwalk Empire recaps.  Have a great week and stay Guapo out there!

Monday, September 16, 2013

Season 4/Episode 2 "Resignation"

Hello everybody!  Guapo is back right on schedule for the latest recap of Boardwalk Empire.  It takes a lot out of me to stick to a schedule but for this show and my readers I gotta make sacrifices.  So let's get started on episode 2.  Last night's episode was called "Resignation".  We're just getting started with the latest season and I'm sure there is so much to come.  Enjoy.


Recap
Guess who's back.  Back again.  Nelson's back.  Tell a friend.  Oh boy have I missed Nelson Van Alden/ George Mueller.  Our favorite prohibition agent turned door to door salesman turned bootlegger made his grand return to TV in the second episode of Boardwalk.  Van Alden is working for O' Banion delivering flowers and collecting money from his bootlegging business.  It looks like Van Alden is embracing his inner thug because he straight up clocks this motherfucker who doesn't have Dean O' Banion's cash.  Nelson goes home to his second/better wife to find that she has bought a couch.  Nelson isn't too pleased with living a good life but wifey tells him she wants to make the home.  He's gonna have to live comfortably whether he likes it or not.  (He doesn't.)  Dean also has him keeping tabs on Al Capone to make sure he leaves Chicago.  This includes going with the Capone's to Cicero to start a riot at a political rally.  Let's skip over to Richard Harrow who is getting adjusted to being back home.  He tells his pregnant sister, Emma,
that he has to go into Milwaukee for the day to go to the Veterans Bureau.  Before he leaves his sister gives him a book and it the book there's a paper that says his sister owes a lot of money in back taxes.  Harrow goes to pay a gentleman a visit saying he's getting paid to kill him by Carl Billings and uncharacteristically has a change of heart and let's him live.  (Did not see that coming.)  Later Harrow is asked my his sister to make the hardest kill of the season yet: his dog.  The dog is dying and she wants to put it out of its misery.  She knows about Richard's pistol and asks him to do the honors.  Turns out he can kill a man, but he can't kill man's best friend.  (He's not a monster.)  He's sister does it instead.  Finally he gets a call from Carl Billings who is posing as the county assessor's office, as Richard left the paper with his sister's taxes at his would-be victim's office, and it's revealed that the man Harrow was supposed to kill was shot in the head.



Over in AC Eddie is still struggling to be Nucky's server because of the whole "getting-shot-in-season-3" thing.  Nucky is trying to take it easy on Eddie which Eddie isn't taking to kindly.  Nucky is leaving for Florida soon but before he does that he pays the honorable Mayor Bader a visit asking for a cut of his new construction company in Nucky Thompson fashion.  But it isn't Nucky's menacing demeanor that has Bader fold, it's Eddie's brilliant speech about how Nucky is the sky, sea and children's dreams.  (I used to dream of Nucky.)  Later on Nucky meets with the seemingly naive prohibition agent Warren Knox to talk about how the whole dirty bootlegger-dirty cop relationship is gonna go.  Suspecting something might be off about fresh-out-the-womb Warren, he calls up his old buddy Gaston Means and doesn't discover anything.  But as it turns out, Warren is actually undercover working with the acting head of the FBI, J. Edgar Hoover.  (Really did not see that coming.)  Meanwhile Eddie wants to resign because he isn't getting enough respect giving the second best butler resignation speech since Alfred's in The Dark Knight Rises.  (Alfred cried in his.)  What Eddie really wants is a promotion and to be more included in the business and he gets what he wants. 


Meanwhile at Club Onyx, Chalky White is showing his future son-in-law's family the location of the wedding when Dunn shows up with news that Dickie's wife still has not been found.  Chalky isn't happy but other than that his club is going great.  That is until he meets Dr. Narcisse, Dickie's boss, who wants compensation for his employee's death.  On top of that Dickie's wife is claiming Dunn raped her.  Chalky basically tells Dr. Narcisse to go fuck himself and Narcisse responds by not allowing Chalky's acts to perform at his club.  Chalky then calls onto Nucky to help him out with this issue.  Nucky meets with both men to broker a deal between them and Narcisse get's 10% of Chalky's club.  On the way back to New York Dickie's widow tells Narcisse that she wants to have Dunn Purnsely killed for what he did to her husband.  Dr. Narcisse proceeds to have the white devil strangled by one of his men and left at the road.  (Yes!)  The final scene of the episode is her body being discovered at Mayor Bader's construction site. 


Power Rankings
1. Nucky Thompson (Last Week: 1)
Congrats Nucky, shit is going great for you.  Again.  Nucky is getting his cash straight.  It looks like his relationship with Dr. Narcisse might bear fruit.  Only young Warren can stand in his way.


2. Warren Knox (Last Week: 5)
Speak of the devil, Warren is on undercover shit.  That came out of left field.  He has the potential to really shake things up the season.  Nobody is safe from baby faced Warren.  

3. Dr. Valentin Narcisse (Last Week: NA)
I hate it when people with doctorates make you call them "Doctor" when they ain't operating on you.  He's got an awesome accent though and he's so sophisticated.  Plus, now he has 10% of the Onyx Club.

4. Eddie Kessler (Last Week: NA)
Eddie had the balls to threaten Nucky with a resignation.  In return he got that promotion he always wanted and things are looking up for him.  He's got more responsibility now so let's see what he does.

5. Dean O' Banion (Last Week: NA)
Dean looks like he has the upper hand in this O' Banion/Capone beef.  He has Van Alden on his side playing double agent for him.  Dean's success is going to depend on the creepiest looking guy in the show.


Final Thoughts
Not a lot of deaths in this episode but a lot of progression in the story.  I'm really anxious to see how this O' Banion/Capone beef turns out.  (Or at least I would if I never picked up a history book.)  But more than anything I want to see what Nelson Van Alden does in the middle of this beef.  Eddie is easily the funniest character in the show as usual but now he's taking on a bigger role.  We'll have to keep our eyes on that.  And is it just me or do we all want to see some more Mickey Doyle.  (Let's start the chant: Mickey! Mickey! Mickey!)  That's two episodes and still no sign of Margaret.  It's too early to celebrate because I know she's around somewhere.  Is Richard really turning over a new leaf?  It's hard to imagine him not killing.  Who saw Knox working with J. Edgar coming?  This is going to be exciting!  But not as exciting as Dr. Narcisse and his Trinidadian accent.


That's my time!  I had a great time recapping this episode for you guys.  I'll be back again next week for the third installment.  Please leave your comments if you have any in the section below.  Check out my main blog Infinite Wisdom From El Guapo's Brain.  The link is on the right as always.  If you missed last weeks recap you can peep that here.  Follow me on Twitter @ELGUAPO3, Instagram at CAPTAINCRUNCHTIME and Tumblr at sirelguapo.tumblr.com.  Stay tuned for next week and stay Guapo out there!

Monday, September 9, 2013

Season 4/Episode 1 "New York Sour"

Happy Monday!  I'm El Guapo and I'm here with the first Infinite Wisdom for the season 4 premiere of Boardwalk Empire.  At long last a good quality blog on the amazing show on HBO.  If there is only one reason reason to get HBO, it's for this program.  (But there are more than just one reason.)  Last night's episode was called "New York Sour" and it was a more than solid reintroduction to Atlantic City.  My balls were tingling in anticipation for this premiere and I'm sure your genitals were also feeling a little something.  So let's get started!


Recap
The episode starts off with these two gangsters heading to Columbus and stopping at a local diner only to be called at their car by none other than Richard fuckin' Harrow.  If you recall the end of last season, Richard is fresh off his murder spree (Still one of the greatest things I've ever seen on TV) and is now following that up with, you guessed it, another murder spree.  He kills another guy in the middle of the episode and shoots him in the face with a gun that had a silencer.  (Am I the only one who didn't know silencers were around back then?)  Meanwhile in Chi-Town Al Capone is still working with Torrio but now he brought his brothers out from Brooklyn.  Plus, Al Capone is mad that a journalist got his name wrong and basically wrote that Al was Torrio's bitch.  (Shit, I'd be mad too.)  So he pays this writer a friendly little visit.

Moving back to Atlantic City, Gillian is trying to reclaim Tommy from Julia who came into possession of Tommy after Richard's rampage.  She's now trying to sell her home/selling her body.  She's a prostitute now.  She has sex with other guys for money.  She's also a heroine addict.  (I don't know why it makes me so happy to write this!)  Eli's son wants to get into the family business, but it doesn't look like daddy wants that.  Agent Sawicki, who we all know is dirty, has a new partner named named Warren Knox.  This new guy is unfamiliar with the way this business rolls, except uh-oh, turns out he was just frontin' the whole time.  Motherfucker kills Sawicki and a bootlegger whose name escapes me.  (He's really not an important character.)  Chalky White is opening his new Onyx and is trying to buy some talent from an talent agent named Dickey, but Dunn Pursley  is gonna fuck shit up for him.  Dickey's wife seduces him only to reveal that Dickey is going to watch Dunn while holding a gun to his head.  Dickey just gets off like that.  (To each his own, I guess.)  Dunn doesn't really like that so he smashes Dickey's head with a bottle and then proceeds to stab him in the neck with the broken bottle.  Chalky isn't too happy about that.


Let's get to Nucky.  He's now a bachelor living in a hotel distant from the boardwalk.  He's pulling the females and is possibly is looking to get involved with Florida.  He has a meeting with Joe Masseria and Arnold Rothstein to have a peace offering after Nucky had killed Masseria's men and tried to get Rothstein arrested.  A cash agreement is settled and it looks as if we have peace in Atlantic City.  Family life looks good.  It seems like broken relations with his brother have finally mended.  On another note, Lucky Luciano has finally left Rothstein to work with Masseria.  At the end of the episode Harrow finally reunites with his sister who was mentioned sometime in season 2.  (I might be wrong about that.)  


Power Rankings

1. Nucky Thompson
Looks like Nucky is sitting pretty right now.  He has peace with New York.  He's made it past his war with Gyp Rosetti.  (I miss Gyp.)  He's in good with Chalky and business looks like it's going well. 



2.  Richard Harrow
Just by the number of kills in the first episode, Richard earned this spot.  I think he holds the record for most kills on the show, but I'm not really counting.

3.  Chalky White
He's in a good position of power.  His nightclub seems pretty successful.  The only thing that can bring him down is possibly Dunn Pursley's fuck up.

4.  Al Capone 
Al Capone is trying to make moves to get his name out there.  He now has the help of his two brothers and is looking like he'll make a bigger splash this season.

5.  Warren Knox
One of the new characters is already getting familiar with the game.  Two kills in the first episode?  Somebody's trying to get on Harrow's level.



Final Thoughts 
Solid start to the new season.  I'm anxious to see what Richard is going to do this season.  (Probably kill more people.)  I think we'll get too see even more of Al Capone and the addition of his brothers can only make this show even better.  Who else missed Agent Van Alden/Mueller?  He wasn't in this episode but he'll probably be in the next one.  You know who else wasn't in the premiere?  Margaret!  And boy was I happy about that.  Unfortunately she will probably back soon.  I am looking forward to seeing how Luciano's relationship with Rothstein and Meyer Lansky develops throughout the season.  And finally, what does Nucky have in store this season?  How long can he stay on top?  There's a new character coming in from Harlem called Dr. Narcisse I'm really excited to see and you guys should be too.




So that's it for this edition of Infinite Wisdom.  I hope you enjoyed my post and of course the episode.  I will be back next Monday after the release of the second episode of the season.  Feel free to leave any comments you might have.  Make sure to check out my main blog.  The link is on the right column.  It's called Infinite Wisdom From El Guapo's Brain.  It's critically acclaimed so you should check that shit out.  Follow me on Twitter @ELGUAPO3 and on Instagram at CAPATINCRUNCHTIME.  I'm on Tumblr at sirelguapo.tumblr.com.  Have a great week and stay Guapo out there!
   

Sunday, September 8, 2013

Welcome To The Boardwalk

Hello, Hello, Hello!!!  To those who don't know I am El Guapo, writer of the soon to be world famous blog Infinite Wisdom From El Guapo's Brain.  You should check that out if you like being put on some new knowledge of the world and shit.  I write about a variety of relevant topics that you will want to know about.  If you're just here for this specific blog and aren't in the mood to be put on some new game, you can just check out my first post on my main blog if you want to know a little about me.  To those familiar with my work, welcome to my new blog!  Don't you worry, I will still be working on my main blog.  I just thought it was time for me branch out a little bit.  Expect the same level of quality and genius in my new venture.  (You guys know I don't drop B+ material.)


Now let's talk about this new blog of mine.  If you're here chances are you are a fan of Boardwalk Empire like me.  I've been following this show since season 1 and I honestly think this is the best thing on TV.  Sometime last year in the middle of season 3 I pondered why there were no good Boardwalk blogs.  So I took it as my responsibility as one of the more knowledgeable writers to come up with a new blog.  But uh-oh, we were in the middle of the season and I couldn't just conjure up a new blog mid-season. (Nope.)  So I bid my time and finally season 4 has come and so has my time to shine.  (Again.)  Before we kick off this new blog off, let me give you a run-down on what to expect.  Because this blog requires me to actually keep a schedule I've decided to go balls to the wall and add some structure to this blog.


The Recap
How can I have a good blog on one of TV's greatest shows without a proper recap on what greatness we all just witnessed.  It will probably contain some spoilers so if you want to avoid that watch the episode before you read my blog.  If you haven't watched the episode yet but you want to read the spoiler that's fine with me, I guess.  (That's weird but to each his own.)


Power Rankings
This show is all about who is running things.  We got people fighting for positions of power doing anything and everything possible to be on top.  Why not keep track of who is who on this ladder of power?  I'm not going to include everyone on this ranking, just the people who are making big moves.  (So you probably won't see Tommy on this list.)


Final Thoughts
I'll end every post with some thoughts for you to consider.  Things like where this show might be heading, what are some possibilities, and whatever else comes to mind.  Just a nice summary to check on you guys before we have to wait a week for the next episode.  That doesn't sound to bad, does it?


Okay, so now that we have that settled we can begin this wonderful ride through season 4 of Boardwalk Empire.  My first post will be tomorrow, the Monday after the premiere.  That's how all posts will be so I can give you all a chance to watch the episode in case you were out at your nice's birthday party or something like that.  (That's nice of me!)  Follow me on Twitter @ELGUAPO3 and Instagram at CAPTAINCRUNCHTIME.  I'm also at Tumblr at sirelguapo.tumblr.com.  I hope you guys are as excited as I am!  Stay tuned for the upcoming posts.  And stay Guapo out there!